Saintly Embarrassing Full Name

...well, actually, that should be "Saintly Embarassing Full Names", with a plural "name". Oh, well. Not like it makes a difference

Johnny has a very unfortunate full name . When I first named him back in 2001, I was fully unaware that "John Thomas" is very much a British slang term for "penis" ((Johnny is from Port Royal, a British colony in the Spanish Main)). It was so lulzy that when I discovered it a year later, I HAD to keep it .

So yes. Please. Just call him "Johnny" when you're being nice, and when you're feeling mean, refer him by his first and middle name together .


EDIT: I just learned the following:

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John || Noun. 1. General term of address for a male. [London use]
2. A client. Prostitute's parlance.

johnny || Noun. A condom. Derives from the term French Letter via the archaic slang Frenchie and consequently Johnny Frenchman.

John Thomas || Noun. The penis. A well established but aging euphemism.

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Poor "condom" just can't win! XD))




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